Monday, January 22, 2007

Everyone's a Comedian

"BUSTED!"
"Who's busted?"
(smiles mischievously)
"You?"
"No. The blinds! That's a joke."
"Oh... a joke, huh?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana orange banana. You say 'banana orange banana' who."
"Banana orange banana who?"
"Banana you glad I didn't say banana? That's a knock-knock joke. I know what 'O' starts with. Ooooooh. 'O' starts with ooooooh. That's a joke!"

1 comment:

David said...

I want tickets to his HBO special in 20 years.