Malcolm's Axiom Regarding Nostrils

"Mama, when I was having lunch, I just got some muffin in my nose. In this nostril here, this one. See?"

"Yes, I see."

"But I got it out. I had to do some sniffing, but that didn't work. So instead, I just had to put my finger in there."

"Hmmmm... did that work?"

"Yep! That's just how you get muffin out of your nose when that happens. Did you get some muffin in your nose some time, Mama?"