Dinner Conversation

Maren "What do you think this pasta looks like, Mama?"
Mel "A flying saucer."
Maren "No. It isn't. What do you think it looks like, Mama?"
Mel "I already said I think it looks like a flying saucer."
Maren "No, it's spinach. What do you think this one looks like?"
Mitch "A flower."
Maren "I think it looks like a collar. Do you think it looks like a collar?"
Mitch "Yep."
Maren "What does this one look like?"
Mel "A sign that says 'Eat Your Food, Maren.'"
Maren "Nooooo...."
Mitch "Because it seems like everyone else is finished eating. Are you done eating, Malcolm?"
Malcolm "Uh, a sandwich!"